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ravens_risingGaaaah. It's really pathetic that you're making your daughter wish that it was school already, you know. So can you please, like, STOP SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER. Or at least, you know, take it out of the computer room? Please? No? Dammit. *headdesks*
Anyway, YAY FOR ESCAPISM. Tommorow is Tuesday! *dances* I hope the spoilers are out earlier than they have been the last couple weeks. D: *wants them so bad*
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’RE GONNA GET NO PAY!” The captains shouted in union except for Head Captain Yamamoto. Like I said the council of 46 has made their decision. They are going to use our monthly income to upgrade their security and chamber for amusement matters for exactly one year. “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY AMUSEMENT MATTERS!” Toshiro shouted. You know adding a little fun to their chamber using our money to fund the construction.
SO MANY MISSING QUOTATION MARKS. D:
... “THERE’S NO GOT DAMN WAY WE’RE GOING TO BE QUIET!” Ukitake added. “I MEAN WE’VE JUST GOT DENIED OUR GOT DAMN PAY FOR SOME GOT DAMN CHAMBER UPGRADES THAT THE GOT DAMN COUNCIL OF 46 WANTS AND THE ONLY GOT DAMN THING YOU CAN SAY IS BE QUIET! Honestly old man what the hell were you thinking.
...w-what have you done to Jyuu-kun?! WHY IS HE SWEARING AND SCREAMING?! DD:
Jushiro you’re making a big deal out of nothing. Komamura said. OH! AND SO YOUR GONNA TAKE HIS SIDE! Unohana shouted. FYI THAT SON OF A BITCH JUST CALMLY WENT WITH THOSE OLD MEN’S DECISION OF MAKING THE CAPTAINS FLAT BROKE FOR A YEAR! But it isn’t something to get work up about. Mayuri said. YOU SHUT UP! Unohana yelled at the captain.
What have you done to Unohana too?!
... WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! Toshiro yelled at the two captains. Even if this problem is really screwed there’s still something wrong with all of this.
Like how did any of the Council members know how to access our bank accounts. Because I told them. Yamamoto confessed. “WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING OLD MAN?! WHY WOULD YOU SELL US OUT LIKE THAT YOU DOUCHEBAG?! Toshiro shouted. I did it because if I gave them the resources to upgrade there chambers they would allow me to retire and give the job as head captain to someone else. You sold us out for a reason like that. Toshiro stated. Yes and now if you don’t mind will you please be quiet.
I do mind you dumbass old man! We won’t get paid for a full year all because of you! How dare you yell at me boy? You are just another one of the soul reaper captains in the seretei. Well if I’m an ordinary captain than that makes you completely worthless you old piece of...POW! Yamamoto had just punched Toshiro in the jaw for the insults he made.
How dare you insult your superior? Yamamoto questioned. Like this! BLAM! Toshiro had puched Yamamoto in the face sending him flying 10 feet away from him.
... do I really need any commentary for the WTFery?
What the hell was that Hitsugaya? Hurts don’t it you old son of a bitch? I don’t know you brat you tell me! Then Yamamoto uppercut Hitsugaya into the ceiling. That’s it old man your going down. Hitsugaya then jumped from his crater and axe-kicked Yamamoto in the head.
The force of the kick however was so strong that it made a giant crater in the Squad 1 hall... Yamamoto struggled to recover form the impact and panted, “I’m not finished yet you brat!” Good! Toshiro shouted before pulling Yamamoto up in a chokehold and kicking him into the wall behind him. “Yeah that’s it. Kick his sorry old ass Toshiro!”
I AM SO AMUSED BY THIS.
Then Komamura and Zaraki start to fight. Then Unohana and Mayuri start to fight. Then:
Soon Ukitake began to start his own little fistfight with Shunsui .
WHAAAAT?!!
Then Byakuya and Soi Fon start fighting.
Ukitake had just threw Shunsui out of the window and made him hit the hard
... O_O
Will you go down already brat. Yamamoto said while punching Hitsugaya in the face. You give up you old son of a bitch. Toshiro replied while blocking Yamamoto's second punch and delivering a guttbusting fist to his stomach sending him flying again.
...Komamura was near by delivering his backbreaker move to Zeraki. As Zeraki began to cough up blood he laugh and said,"THIS IS THE MOST GOTDAMN FUN EVER!". He then low spin-kicked Komamura making him fall to the ground. YOUR ABOUT TO GET THE WORST ASS BEAING IN YOUR LIFE RICH BOY! Soi-Fon shouted as she charged at Byakuya.
"DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH WOMAN!" Byakuya barked back. He block Soi-Fon's jab and kicked her through the door of the meeting hall. Soi-Fon then was at Byakuya's mercy and was forced to block all of his incoming attacks. As the two fought through the bridge passage Soi-Fon found an opening in Byakuya's defense and went on the the squad 2 captain dodged Byakuya's hook jab and side-kicked him down the bridge. Byakuya fell twenty to the ground and was greatly damaged but had to dodge an incoming Soi-Fon who was coming down with a earthshattering punch. Byakuya dodged a second before she connected but still took a hit form the scattering debree caused by Soi-Fon's newly formed crated. Soi-Fon then charged in Byakuya's direction but was hit by a huge bouldier that Byakuya threw.
And then my favorite:
Near them Shunsui was beating up not only Ukitake but any of the guards that got in his way. As Kyoraku was about to deliver another blow to Ukitake he grabbed one of the guards spears and smacked Shunsui into one of the buildings causing it to colapse. As Kyoraku tried to recover from the blow he saw Jushiro shunpo in front of him and was sent crashing into another building due to one of his kicks. "Had enough man?" Ukitake asked whiping off the sweat on his forehaed. Nope! I'm just getting started on your sickly ass! Shunsui replied as he picked up two large rocks and threw them at Ukitake. He dodged them but then was sent through a series of walls due to Kyoraku's punch.
... *pokes* Have I broken your brains yet?
Why do I find myself reading Kris Allen/Adam Lambert fanfiction? I didn't even watch this year's American Idol! O_O Buut their friendship is hot and sparkly. <3 *dances*Actually, it kind of reminds me of ShunUki, lol WHUUT? But really, Kris is known as the really nice, kind, helpful one, and Adam is all outrageous and silly/awesome/arrogant. Lol. XD *is shot in the face*
Anyway, YAY FOR ESCAPISM. Tommorow is Tuesday! *dances* I hope the spoilers are out earlier than they have been the last couple weeks. D: *wants them so bad*
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’RE GONNA GET NO PAY!” The captains shouted in union except for Head Captain Yamamoto. Like I said the council of 46 has made their decision. They are going to use our monthly income to upgrade their security and chamber for amusement matters for exactly one year. “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY AMUSEMENT MATTERS!” Toshiro shouted. You know adding a little fun to their chamber using our money to fund the construction.
SO MANY MISSING QUOTATION MARKS. D:
... “THERE’S NO GOT DAMN WAY WE’RE GOING TO BE QUIET!” Ukitake added. “I MEAN WE’VE JUST GOT DENIED OUR GOT DAMN PAY FOR SOME GOT DAMN CHAMBER UPGRADES THAT THE GOT DAMN COUNCIL OF 46 WANTS AND THE ONLY GOT DAMN THING YOU CAN SAY IS BE QUIET! Honestly old man what the hell were you thinking.
...w-what have you done to Jyuu-kun?! WHY IS HE SWEARING AND SCREAMING?! DD:
Jushiro you’re making a big deal out of nothing. Komamura said. OH! AND SO YOUR GONNA TAKE HIS SIDE! Unohana shouted. FYI THAT SON OF A BITCH JUST CALMLY WENT WITH THOSE OLD MEN’S DECISION OF MAKING THE CAPTAINS FLAT BROKE FOR A YEAR! But it isn’t something to get work up about. Mayuri said. YOU SHUT UP! Unohana yelled at the captain.
What have you done to Unohana too?!
... WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! Toshiro yelled at the two captains. Even if this problem is really screwed there’s still something wrong with all of this.
Like how did any of the Council members know how to access our bank accounts. Because I told them. Yamamoto confessed. “WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING OLD MAN?! WHY WOULD YOU SELL US OUT LIKE THAT YOU DOUCHEBAG?! Toshiro shouted. I did it because if I gave them the resources to upgrade there chambers they would allow me to retire and give the job as head captain to someone else. You sold us out for a reason like that. Toshiro stated. Yes and now if you don’t mind will you please be quiet.
I do mind you dumbass old man! We won’t get paid for a full year all because of you! How dare you yell at me boy? You are just another one of the soul reaper captains in the seretei. Well if I’m an ordinary captain than that makes you completely worthless you old piece of...POW! Yamamoto had just punched Toshiro in the jaw for the insults he made.
How dare you insult your superior? Yamamoto questioned. Like this! BLAM! Toshiro had puched Yamamoto in the face sending him flying 10 feet away from him.
... do I really need any commentary for the WTFery?
What the hell was that Hitsugaya? Hurts don’t it you old son of a bitch? I don’t know you brat you tell me! Then Yamamoto uppercut Hitsugaya into the ceiling. That’s it old man your going down. Hitsugaya then jumped from his crater and axe-kicked Yamamoto in the head.
The force of the kick however was so strong that it made a giant crater in the Squad 1 hall... Yamamoto struggled to recover form the impact and panted, “I’m not finished yet you brat!” Good! Toshiro shouted before pulling Yamamoto up in a chokehold and kicking him into the wall behind him. “Yeah that’s it. Kick his sorry old ass Toshiro!”
I AM SO AMUSED BY THIS.
Then Komamura and Zaraki start to fight. Then Unohana and Mayuri start to fight. Then:
Soon Ukitake began to start his own little fistfight with Shunsui .
WHAAAAT?!!
Then Byakuya and Soi Fon start fighting.
Ukitake had just threw Shunsui out of the window and made him hit the hard
... O_O
Will you go down already brat. Yamamoto said while punching Hitsugaya in the face. You give up you old son of a bitch. Toshiro replied while blocking Yamamoto's second punch and delivering a guttbusting fist to his stomach sending him flying again.
...Komamura was near by delivering his backbreaker move to Zeraki. As Zeraki began to cough up blood he laugh and said,"THIS IS THE MOST GOTDAMN FUN EVER!". He then low spin-kicked Komamura making him fall to the ground. YOUR ABOUT TO GET THE WORST ASS BEAING IN YOUR LIFE RICH BOY! Soi-Fon shouted as she charged at Byakuya.
"DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH WOMAN!" Byakuya barked back. He block Soi-Fon's jab and kicked her through the door of the meeting hall. Soi-Fon then was at Byakuya's mercy and was forced to block all of his incoming attacks. As the two fought through the bridge passage Soi-Fon found an opening in Byakuya's defense and went on the the squad 2 captain dodged Byakuya's hook jab and side-kicked him down the bridge. Byakuya fell twenty to the ground and was greatly damaged but had to dodge an incoming Soi-Fon who was coming down with a earthshattering punch. Byakuya dodged a second before she connected but still took a hit form the scattering debree caused by Soi-Fon's newly formed crated. Soi-Fon then charged in Byakuya's direction but was hit by a huge bouldier that Byakuya threw.
Near them Shunsui was beating up not only Ukitake but any of the guards that got in his way. As Kyoraku was about to deliver another blow to Ukitake he grabbed one of the guards spears and smacked Shunsui into one of the buildings causing it to colapse. As Kyoraku tried to recover from the blow he saw Jushiro shunpo in front of him and was sent crashing into another building due to one of his kicks. "Had enough man?" Ukitake asked whiping off the sweat on his forehaed. Nope! I'm just getting started on your sickly ass! Shunsui replied as he picked up two large rocks and threw them at Ukitake. He dodged them but then was sent through a series of walls due to Kyoraku's punch.
... *pokes* Have I broken your brains yet?
Why do I find myself reading Kris Allen/Adam Lambert fanfiction? I didn't even watch this year's American Idol! O_O Buut their friendship is hot and sparkly. <3 *dances*
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on 2009-06-16 06:28 am (UTC)....If I didn't know better, my mind would have gone places I don't need it to go. D:
I love it when you snark Bleach fanfic!
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on 2009-06-16 03:05 pm (UTC)Haha thanks! I'm glad you enjoy it! XD
I certainly do.I'm not sure the rest of my flist will appreciate you encouraging me, though. XDDno subject
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on 2009-06-16 08:55 am (UTC)Why do I find myself reading Kris Allen/Adam Lambert fanfiction?
Exactly like my friend. XD She doesn't whatch it either just reading articles about them and fics as well. :D And surprisingly i also find them attractive together. XD
I hope we get some spoilers soon. *crosses fingers*
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on 2009-06-16 03:07 pm (UTC)They are very attractive together. *laughs* Their personalities go well together too...
WE DID. And... and... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY. O_O
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on 2009-06-16 11:13 am (UTC)Thank you for the laugh this early in the morning xDD now I have to stop laughing...
Hitsugaya beating up Yamamoto-soutaichou was HILARIOUS. And the grammarfail killed me. :)
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on 2009-06-16 03:15 pm (UTC)I adored the description of Yamamoto and Hitsugaya's fight. Axe-kiiiick! XDD And there was definitely serious grammarfail, as you put it. XDD *walks off giggling*
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on 2009-06-16 06:21 pm (UTC)I know, I've seen some pretty interesting things there.. if you want, I could do it and give them to you to post-- I need a laugh xDD
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on 2009-06-16 11:50 am (UTC)My brain is broken.
Here's to hoping the fighting lets up soon?
I am now trying to say "Byakuya barked back" five times fast.
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on 2009-06-16 03:17 pm (UTC)Now I am too! *mumbles under breath*
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on 2009-06-16 02:38 pm (UTC)Oh no, parent-screaming?:/ I'd be rather inclined to leave subtly and just get to school early. There's bound to be somewhere to hang around and do your morning surf there, no?..
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on 2009-06-16 03:19 pm (UTC)Unfortunately, I'm out for the summer. I'm talking about I can't wait for school in the fall so I'm away most of the time. Since they do this quite often...
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on 2009-06-16 04:18 pm (UTC)Like this! BLAM! Toshiro had puched Yamamoto in the face sending him flying 10 feet away from him.
Ahahahahaha!
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on 2009-06-18 02:31 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2009-06-17 02:00 pm (UTC)*Almost* No quotation marks?
Constant tense swapping?
yelling!Byakuya?
combative!Shunsui?
...Unohana versus Kurotsuchi??
Hope she kicks that fucker's arse!..*dies*
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on 2009-06-18 02:36 pm (UTC).. no, actually, I do! According to the title it is Mortal Combat:Bleach!
HAHAHA. I understand your pain! The story was unbelievable. XDD
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on 2009-11-30 12:58 pm (UTC)1. For whatever reason it didn't show up on my F-list
2. I was busy with Uni
3. The fanfic quotes broke my mind so much I erased this from my memory
4. All of the above
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on 2009-11-30 08:09 pm (UTC)*GIGGLES*
... waitaminute. That's definitely 3. This is one of the fics I quoted at you over AIM. >DDDDDDDD